KING PELLINORE
Saving civilization one apostrophe at a timeKING PELLINORE
King Pellinore has been roused from a 1500-year sleep in order to save Civilization. And he’s not happy about it.

FABLES You Don't Want to Hear
Pellinore pontificates from his cave. Cover your ears; he tends to yell.
The Last Folksinger of Frog Hollow
from Pellinore: I travelled to Frog Hollow, Kentucky, in order to meet with the elder folksinger there, to preserve his quips and memories before they were forgotten forever. I fear I was a bit too late….
Salisbury's Takes
British statesman under Queen Victoria. Prime Minister, House of Lords, Boer Wars, blah blah blah. Miserable childhood. Deeply neurotic. I don’t think you’ll like him.
Back to the Drawing Board
Old drawings. New captions.
Prattle and Blather archives
Click here for more blathering and prattling than you ever could hope for. They talk (and talk) about viruses, Saint Valentine, Perfectionism, More Perfectionism, the history of Charles’s Law, the origin of January…and so on…and on and on.
KING PELLINORE’S Cabinet of Curiosities!
A little erudition won’t hurt you. Ignoring it will.


Diego Garcia

The dabbling duck

Lorenzo DaPonte

Nike

bioluminescence

charabanc

Pachycephalosaurus

Daddy Longlegs

Pacific Railway Acts

Hop

stonefish

The Hope Theatre

phratry

Diego Garcia

The dabbling duck

Lorenzo DaPonte

Nike

bioluminescence

charabanc

Pachycephalosaurus

Daddy Longlegs

Pacific Railway Acts

Hop

stonefish

The Hope Theatre

phratry
Contact Pellinore
PELLINORE: “Provide me an email address, and I’ll inform you when there’s new content; approximately weekly; certainly monthly. Nothing to purchase; no magazine subscriptions (because, really, who WOULD?). Merely a gentle nudge to visit me from time to time.”